Ringing Resistance

Geph: so wait what's the deal with your rings?
Tarida: wait, what do you mean?
Tarida: the deal as in the migratory nature?
Tarida: or did i miss something?
Geph: yeah
Geph: unless there's another story
Geph: like it's ability to talk to you, turn you invisible, and cause you to run eternally across the lands of middle earth fleeing velociraptors done up like the Greek myth boat man only to find yourself stuck with the totally lame power of heart with a Monkey side kick
Tarida: no that's about it; just that i had to pretend to be engaged at one point because of some dude on the bus
Tarida: but that sounds really pathetic now that i've seen it typed in print :)
Tarida: whoa, you just managed to combine....what, 3-4 movies in one sentence there
Geph:

Outside of my window

Geph: Oooh I do hope you're doing dinner at 1am
Robin: pasta + venture bros
Geph: You are too cool for your own good I'm afraid
Robin: are you a venture fan too???
Geph: No but people cooler than me are
Geph: like my roommate and my creepy friend
Robin: am i the creepy friend
Geph: Depends, are you outside of my window?
Robin: technically yes?

Happyface Translation

Grandmother internet and Lesbian attraction

Martuzzo: what takes ya back home?
Me: grandmother's request
Me: she wants internet
Me: and it's my grandmother
Me: you can't fuck with her man
Martuzzo: haha
Me: she kicks 14 kinds of ass and takes as least as many names
Martuzzo: i wish my parents would beg me for internet
Me: haha
Me: you guys still have dial up at home??
Martuzzo: nah we have internet
Martuzzo: they just dont use it
Me: ooh
Martuzzo: so sometimes it goes down
Martuzzo: and they dont even care lol
Me: wow
Me: ours goes down for maybe an hour
Me: and Matt goes into withdrawal
Me: I would too but I have my backup meds
Me: my phone
Me: I also don't suffer from the WoW affliction

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Me: so how do I make myself more appealing to a lesbian?
Martuzzo: more girly?
Martuzzo: idk
Martuzzo: feminine?
Martuzzo: lol
Martuzzo: that is my guess
Me: I don't think I'm very feminine
Me: I could wear Michelle's clothes
Me: EH???
Me: (I wish she were here to squeal at that)
Martuzzo: lol
Martuzzo: i will squeal instead
Martuzzo: ahhhhhhlwkhnlk.jheff
Me: haha
Martuzzo: wow i almost spelled jeff there

If only everything were an invention

Me: So does your coat do anything cool like sprout laser guns or extend a helicopter arm in the back>?
Martha: oh cool
Martha: haha no
Martha: not really just covers me
Me: flame repellent at least?
Me: or brightly colored?
Martha: haha i actually don't know if it is or not
Martha: no its gray
Martha: but its fashionable
Me: aha
Me: camouflage and yet potentially distracting
Me: you can be a walking contradiction

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Me: Imagine me waving a foam finger about cheering you on
Martha: haha thanks jeff
Martha: you're awesome!
Martha: :)
Me: (see how much work imagination saves me? I totally have my feet up right now. Though I do wish I had a giant foam finger, it would have endless uses)
Martha: haha you're crazy!
Me: dude, foam finger with changeable text - almost as good of an idea as a drainable table or equipping cars with both a happy and an angry horn

This is a pretty ordinary conversation for her and I

Me: I mean project planning may happen better when hanging from a wall, I've never tried before
Serra: But it is harder to type that way
Me: Talking about real things and eating food, however, is less awesome
But what if I shouted words at you to type from above
Work on my sermanic tone and all
Serra: ....that could work
Me: Hokay so bad ideas aside
Let's jig tomorrow
But what?
Serra: sounds good
but?
Me: Time/place/costume
Serra: Tomorrow, post-7...somewhere?
I'll be in ninja gear
Me: K, I have new pants that I like too much
Serra: no such thing as liking pants too much
Me: Actually proper protocol is to like them when you're not wearing them
Is Ninja practice on campus?
Serra: yup!
at channing-murray
Me: Ooh
I have yet to eat there
And you have no cabbage roll
SO if we want food to be involved I will pay
Serra: :p I can vaguely support myself with hippie food
do they serve in the evening?
Me: One of these days we need to break into the Alumni center!

Talking to Tuzzo about girls

Me: my friend has suggested that next time I talk to [someone] I sit down next to her and say as frankly as I can, "So.... what are your thoughts on abortion?"
Me: I'm pretty sure I couldn't do this with a straight face
Me: which makes it even worse

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Me: oh if I only I could turn Leanne into a feminine crusader
Martuzzo: haha
Me: asking out shy boys and making them feel good about themselves
Me: probably ethically a poor choice because she'd just be leading them on
Me: but still

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Me: I just wrapped that tennis racket that attached you
Me: with black seething death
Me: ALSO
Me: EARTH SHATTERING EVENT
Me: Almost screen-shot worth
Me: Ashley is attending an event on Facebook
Me: she actually replied
Me: HOLY GOD
Me: the world may collapse
Me: in other news
Me: the horrible highlights section on Facebook has informed me
Me: that Megean is tooling around on Facebook while actively logged on to AIM and very much not responding to me
Me: this coffin is running out of space for nails