Outside of my window

Geph: Oooh I do hope you're doing dinner at 1am
Robin: pasta + venture bros
Geph: You are too cool for your own good I'm afraid
Robin: are you a venture fan too???
Geph: No but people cooler than me are
Geph: like my roommate and my creepy friend
Robin: am i the creepy friend
Geph: Depends, are you outside of my window?
Robin: technically yes?

Happyface Translation

Grandmother internet and Lesbian attraction

Martuzzo: what takes ya back home?
Me: grandmother's request
Me: she wants internet
Me: and it's my grandmother
Me: you can't fuck with her man
Martuzzo: haha
Me: she kicks 14 kinds of ass and takes as least as many names
Martuzzo: i wish my parents would beg me for internet
Me: haha
Me: you guys still have dial up at home??
Martuzzo: nah we have internet
Martuzzo: they just dont use it
Me: ooh
Martuzzo: so sometimes it goes down
Martuzzo: and they dont even care lol
Me: wow
Me: ours goes down for maybe an hour
Me: and Matt goes into withdrawal
Me: I would too but I have my backup meds
Me: my phone
Me: I also don't suffer from the WoW affliction

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Me: so how do I make myself more appealing to a lesbian?
Martuzzo: more girly?
Martuzzo: idk
Martuzzo: feminine?
Martuzzo: lol
Martuzzo: that is my guess
Me: I don't think I'm very feminine
Me: I could wear Michelle's clothes
Me: EH???
Me: (I wish she were here to squeal at that)
Martuzzo: lol
Martuzzo: i will squeal instead
Martuzzo: ahhhhhhlwkhnlk.jheff
Me: haha
Martuzzo: wow i almost spelled jeff there