If only everything were an invention

Me: So does your coat do anything cool like sprout laser guns or extend a helicopter arm in the back>?
Martha: oh cool
Martha: haha no
Martha: not really just covers me
Me: flame repellent at least?
Me: or brightly colored?
Martha: haha i actually don't know if it is or not
Martha: no its gray
Martha: but its fashionable
Me: aha
Me: camouflage and yet potentially distracting
Me: you can be a walking contradiction

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Me: Imagine me waving a foam finger about cheering you on
Martha: haha thanks jeff
Martha: you're awesome!
Martha: :)
Me: (see how much work imagination saves me? I totally have my feet up right now. Though I do wish I had a giant foam finger, it would have endless uses)
Martha: haha you're crazy!
Me: dude, foam finger with changeable text - almost as good of an idea as a drainable table or equipping cars with both a happy and an angry horn

This is a pretty ordinary conversation for her and I

Me: I mean project planning may happen better when hanging from a wall, I've never tried before
Serra: But it is harder to type that way
Me: Talking about real things and eating food, however, is less awesome
But what if I shouted words at you to type from above
Work on my sermanic tone and all
Serra: ....that could work
Me: Hokay so bad ideas aside
Let's jig tomorrow
But what?
Serra: sounds good
but?
Me: Time/place/costume
Serra: Tomorrow, post-7...somewhere?
I'll be in ninja gear
Me: K, I have new pants that I like too much
Serra: no such thing as liking pants too much
Me: Actually proper protocol is to like them when you're not wearing them
Is Ninja practice on campus?
Serra: yup!
at channing-murray
Me: Ooh
I have yet to eat there
And you have no cabbage roll
SO if we want food to be involved I will pay
Serra: :p I can vaguely support myself with hippie food
do they serve in the evening?
Me: One of these days we need to break into the Alumni center!

Talking to Tuzzo about girls

Me: my friend has suggested that next time I talk to [someone] I sit down next to her and say as frankly as I can, "So.... what are your thoughts on abortion?"
Me: I'm pretty sure I couldn't do this with a straight face
Me: which makes it even worse

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Me: oh if I only I could turn Leanne into a feminine crusader
Martuzzo: haha
Me: asking out shy boys and making them feel good about themselves
Me: probably ethically a poor choice because she'd just be leading them on
Me: but still

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Me: I just wrapped that tennis racket that attached you
Me: with black seething death
Me: ALSO
Me: EARTH SHATTERING EVENT
Me: Almost screen-shot worth
Me: Ashley is attending an event on Facebook
Me: she actually replied
Me: HOLY GOD
Me: the world may collapse
Me: in other news
Me: the horrible highlights section on Facebook has informed me
Me: that Megean is tooling around on Facebook while actively logged on to AIM and very much not responding to me
Me: this coffin is running out of space for nails

Tennis and PB&J Time

Me: we last like an hour at most though
Me: and I'm full of way too much Peanut Butter Jelly time at the moment
Martuzzo: hahaha
Martuzzo: that = energy for tennis
Me: eventually
Me: once the dance sensation reaches past the stomach