Final Paper

Swamy: Sadly, not many sentences escaped my wrath
Me: good
Me: those motherfuckers
Me: trying to communicate
Me: the nerve

Childhood Obesity

Ishan: anyways, i asked about camping, and you didn't give me a clear answer
Ishan: know this I am very sweet
Ishan: infact I am responsible for most childhood obesity in america
Ishan: so, that should no doubt convince you

Caveman vs. Zombie

Me: yawn
Ashley: good morning sunshine
Me: I'm trying to figure out which I'm closer to upon waking up
Me: a caveman or a zombie
Ashley: hahahaha
Ashley: thats cute
Me: you're cute
Me: awwwwww shit disssss

Package for Alex

[12:06] Me: Dood we should ship Alex something funny
[12:06] Dave: like fecal matter in a bag

The New Deal

Though the depression wrought by lack of blogged AIM chatter has been great, I have no formally relocated the confused mass to its own blog, what you see here. From now on I'll place AIM snippets where they belong. Happy smileys.

Talents

[22:28] Will: I must say jeff, your web designing skills have grown tremendously over the years[22:28] *** Auto-response sent to Will: I am Finding Neverland
[22:28] Will: Also I'm ranked 5000 out of 500,000 in Battlefield 2142

Unnecessary Cars

[02:46] Alicia: im not in the market for a new car...and i'll never be able to afford one...so i don't know what it is exactly that im trying to accomplish
[02:46] Jeff: You're becoming informed
[02:47] Alicia: haha
[02:47] Jeff: or falling prey to evil soul eating consumerism
[02:47] Jeff: you decide
[02:47] Alicia: do you know you can get a mercedes for only 30,000??
[02:47] Alicia: incredible
[02:47] Alicia: i think
[02:47] Alicia: im going to ride a bike
[02:47] Jeff: No, but that's about as much as I might be making per year after I start working
[02:47] Alicia: for the rest of my life
[02:47] Alicia: hahahahahaha
[02:47] Jeff: man, helping people
[02:47] Alicia: i know
[02:47] Jeff: what a sweet deal